I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried....

So today, we had a end of the year program and stress free stop for our students as they get ready for finals. Me and a couple of other advisors were sitting at the table when one of our students came over to us and showed us a door hanger she made. It had a girl name on there and a boy name on there. Long story short: She is 4 months pregnant, will find out the sex in Jan. As she is telling how she derived at the possible names, and how she has been feeling, and moving into a bigger apartment to accommodate . yada yada yada, I just stopped listening, and began singing a song in my head. I just can't believe it. Here I am sitting next to one advisor who just found out she was pregnant, and a student informs me that she is pregnant. I can't escape it.....